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futuristicballoondream:

detectivehole:

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thanks drunk me i really appreciate this

i’m not you and i don;t smoke but for some reason I looked? And I found  my missing hot water bottle and a cable so thanks.

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Have you ever heard of something called the morphogenetic field?

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traycakes:

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Always funny when someone has a default angry response to criticism they get so used to using they just automatically fire it off at the most inappropriate time.

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azzandra:

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princesshamlet-deactivated20210:

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

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chris hemsworth wishes

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

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gauntletqueen:

is-this-yuri:

ninefourzerozero:

gauntletqueen:

Lesbians be



“…… girls 👉👈😳”

@is-this-yuri

Always thinking about girls is the epitome of yuri. Girls are great, aren’t they? They come in so many shapes and sizes. They can be soft, cute, tall, handsome, tough, capable… and so much more.

Girls are amazing. Girls give me a reason to live. I would trust a girl with my life. I would give up everything for a girl. If a girl asked me to jump off a bridge, I would do it. I’m so happy I live on a planet that has girls on it. Girls… Girls.

Conclusion: Girls.

Thank you is-this-yuri i love your work

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gogopri:

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It’s been a little over four years since I drew what would become probably my most circulated post ever

For a somewhat late anniversary, I’ve decided to scribble out a long overdue a gift, letting her actually beat that game

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Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people “roll their eyes”, they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it’s usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they “rolled”.

I’ve found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

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